Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Lizzie: Mom, how many legs does an octopus have?
Mom: They have 8 legs. Oct- means 8.
Lizzie: Hmmm... 1...1 and a half.... 1 and 3/4.... Mom, my octopus doesn't look right.
Mom: Let me see it....hmmmmm....it seems to be missing a few legs.
Lizzie: Knightly! What have you done to my octopus that Scooby, Shaggy, and Scout gave to me?
Knightly: Well, you see, I have heard that octopus tastes good so I had to give it a try.
Lizzie: This isn't a real octopus! It's a toy - MY toy! And you have ruined it!
Mom: Knightly, you need to apologize to Lizzie. You should not have eaten her toy. You know you aren't allowed to eat that kind of stuff.
Knightly: I am sorry, Lizzie. To make it better, why don't I just eat the last leg off so he will look better?
Lizzie: Hmmph! I think you owe me a new toy.
Mom: I agree. Knightly, no treats for you until we find another octopus.
Knightly (with a sigh): Sisters are a pain!